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Art Metrano

Art Metrano

Arthur "Art" Metrano (September 22, 1936 – September 8, 2021) was an American actor and comedian, born in Brooklyn, New York City. Metrano may be best known for his role as Lt./Capt./Cmdt. Mauser in Police Academy 2 and Police Academy 3. Metrano's first film role was as a truck driver in the 1961 Cold War thriller Rocket Attack U.S.A.. Among Metrano's TV guest appearances was a 1968 episode of Ironside. However, he is better known for his frequent appearances on talk and variety shows in the early 1970s, especially The Tonight Show, as a "magician" performing absurd tricks, such as making his fingers "jump" from one hand to another, while constantly humming an inane theme song – "Fine and Dandy", an early 1930s composition by Kay Swift. In December 2007, Metrano filed a lawsuit against Family Guy, asserting copyright infringement, and asking for damages in excess of two million dollars. Due to a fall at home in 1989, Metrano seriously injured his spinal cord and is disabled. Currently, he tours with his one-man show, "Jews Don't Belong On Ladders...An Accidental Comedy", which has raised more than $75,000 for Project Support for Spinal Cord Injury, to help buy crutches, wheelchairs, and supplies for handicapped people. Description above from the Wikipedia article Art Metrano, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Known for

Good Advice
Good Advice
2001 • Homeless Man
How Stella Got Her Groove Back
How Stella Got Her Groove Back
1998 • Dr. Steinberg
Murder in Mind
Murder in Mind
1997 • Judge
Toys
Toys
1992 • Guard at Desk
Strawberry Road
Strawberry Road
1991 • Jill's father
Beverly Hills Bodysnatchers
Beverly Hills Bodysnatchers
1989 • Vic
Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears
Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears
1989 • Agent 712
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
1986 • Commandant Mauser

Full filmography

Good Advice
Good Advice
2001 • Homeless Man
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Toys
Toys
1992 • Guard at Desk
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Strawberry Road
Strawberry Road
1991 • Jill's father
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Malibu Express
Malibu Express
1985 • Matthew
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Teachers
Teachers
1984 • Troy
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Breathless
Breathless
1983 • Birnbaum
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No Man's Valley
No Man's Valley
1981 • Abe (voice)
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History of the World: Part I
History of the World: Part I
1981 • Leonardo DaVinci - The Roman Empire
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Cheaper to Keep Her
Cheaper to Keep Her
1981 • Tony Turino
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How to Beat the High Cost of Living
How to Beat the High Cost of Living
1980 • Gas Station Attendant
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Seven
Seven
1979 • Kinsella
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Human Feelings
1978 • Cab Driver (uncredited)
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Matilda
Matilda
1978 • Gordon Baum
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Warhead
Warhead
1977 • Mario
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Dirty O'Neil
Dirty O'Neil
1974 • Lassiter
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The All-American Boy
The All-American Boy
1973 • Jay David Swooze
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Slaughter's Big Rip-Off
Slaughter's Big Rip-Off
1973 • Mario Burtoli
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Steambath
Steambath
1973 • Longshoreman
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The Heartbreak Kid
The Heartbreak Kid
1972 • Entertainer
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Norma
Norma
1970 • Delivery Man
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Rocket Attack U.S.A.
Rocket Attack U.S.A.
1960 • Truck Driver
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Art Metrano – Biography, Known For & Filmography