University Blues

University Blues (2001) is a feature film. Top cast includes Dale DaBone, Brittany Blue, and Allysin Chaynes. The plot follows a central conflict that grows in scope as the film progresses.

Actor: Dale DaBone

Football hero Dale DaBone spends most of his class time dreaming about boinking his female classmates, and so he isn't doing especially well on exams or anything else vaguely academic. This has him in hot water with instructor Randy Spears. Narrative finesse isn't this volume's strong suit, and the function of what plot there is here is, (surprise, surprise), to get pudenda knocking and the talent huffin' and puffin'. Trouble is, while all of the action captured here is viable stroke fodder in a home-alone-yet-again sort of way, none of it conveys much in the way of genuine heat or real desire on the parts of the pole-planting principals.